Sunday, February 10, 2013

NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS usually mails out on the first Monday of every month, but this twelfth (TWELFTH!) edition of the monthly newsletter is packed so full of V-DAY-appropriate content that it just made sense to let it BAKE an extra week.
From Stephanie Breijo's SO FUN girls-on-trampolines video-Valentine (featuring Alex Minoff's song, "Go Home,") to Chris Chen's DC burlesque retrospective (with words by Jei Thomas Spatola), this thing also makes stops at Eastern Confederate Salon (for a little BEDHEAD tutorial, photographed by Shauna Alexander) and my living room (for some Valentine's CRAFT ACTION with my friend Alexis DeFranco). Lastly, appearances are made by Beth Griffenhagen (author of the book Haiku for the Single Girl), and illustrator Cynthia Vehslage Meyers -  suffice it to say I am VERY EXCITED to put this thing out into the universe.
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tutorial by Ryan Hunter Mitchell of Eastern Confederate
as told to Morgan Hungerford West
photos and GIFs by Shauna Alexander
featuring Eastern Confederate's Meg Walsh
before. PS this is REAL LIFE bedhead.
In which the team at ECDC walks us through the five steps necessary for perfect, Valentine's Day BEDHEAD.

YOU'LL NEED: a diffuser, a blow dryer, a dry shampoo (ECDC recommends Psssst!), a hair cement or volumizing powder, and a hair paste.
AND IF: you're starting with day-old hair, you can skip directly to step number 3.

1. Shampoo as you normally would, but condition only the ends of your hair. Don't brush or comb after washing - you want the texture.

2. Diffuse hair until halfway dry (you're using a diffuser at first because a diffuser mimics the effects of air drying - without the longterm, weigh-it-down effects of gravity), while integrating THE SMOOSH. The key to bedhead is THE SMOOSH - a grab and release. When you hit the halfway-dry point, switch to a blowdryer. This will let it stray towards disheveled, instead of just wavy or curly. DON'T be afraid of a hair flip.

During the SMOOSHING process, you'll want to be constantly lifting the hair at the crown, mussing it and adding texture. While you'll really start shaping it in the next step, start thinking of your bedhead as an updo - you're going to want it to have shape and a profile, and you can get that started while your hair is drying.

3. Spray dry shampoo at the roots of the crown, from 6"-12" away. Work in the shampoo while lifting the hair and adding texture.

4. Sprinkle your cement powder/volumizing powder at the crown, and start to back comb that area with your fingers. As you would an updo, pick up places that you want to highlight, and tuck and shape the front and sides. The beauty of this is that its messy, and that it's going to move around through out the day - embrace that.

5. Use a little bit of paste (not hairspray) to "seal" the look - this will keep your hair flexible and moving. Throughout the day you'll want to periodically re-smoosh.

 after. HUBBA, HUBBA.


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by Beth Griffenhagen
illustration by Cynthia Vehslage Meyers
Bought some champagne
and box of nice chocolates.
What's Valentine's Day?

Beth Griffenhagen is author of Haiku For The Single Girl
Twitter: @thathaikugirl
Now in the UK, published by Canongate Books
Watch the hilarious trailer, here.


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My friend Alexis DeFranco and I have known each other since 4th grade, so it kind of made sense to go FULL GRADE SCHOOL - complete with construction paper, glitter, and Elmer's - on our collaborative Valentine's Day craft project.



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video/direction and editing by Stephanie Breijo
art direction by Morgan Hungerford West
production design by Nilay Lawson
makeup by Kelly Hughes
featuring Kelly Cendreda, Angela Del Sol Varela, Kate Greene, Kelly Hughes, and Anais Laurent
featured song: "Go Home," by Alex Minoff


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photos by Chris Chen
words by Jei Thomas Spatola
There is something so crazy, magical, and twisted about DC burlesque. The idea of going to a show where girls dance seductively to a song and slowly take their clothes off sounds so unabashedly sexy, and yet the audience gets so much more than a peep show.  I've been hosting burlesque shows in DC for more than a decade, and I've seen some wonderfully bizzare performances over the years. I've seen Hate Monkey pull tinsel out of a cardboard dog's ass.  Once I saw Reverend Valentine glue a third tit to the middle of her chest and twirl all three tassels together.  I was even fortunate enough to witness Oui Oui Non Non portray a cross-dressing Hitler.  It's a wonderful little scene we've created here, and you never know what you're gonna see - but rest assured, it will be more than a peep show. And if you're really lucky, maybe you'll get to see Lil' Dutch strip as Chewbacca, because that act was AWESOME.



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