Presented without comment, a cataloging of stickers - questionable, slightly questionable, and otherwise - on a motorcycle helmet I thrifted a couple of years ago in Maryland:
-"I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
/STICKY, BROKE & CONFUSED"
-"'In Case Of Emergency/Give Me Head'"
-"Rte. 129 BODY SURFERS"
-"God Bless AMERICA"
-"PRACTICE SAFE SEX/GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
-"SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT!!!" (with Statue of Liberty)
-"PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN" (with Confederate flag)
-"D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F."
-"WINE ME, DINE ME/69 ME!"
-"YOUR FACE OR MINE?"
-"HELMET LAWS SUCK"
-"IF I DON'T GET
LAID SOON...I'M GOING TO HURT SOMEONE!"
-"RIDE TO LIVE/LIVE TO RIDE/DRUG FREE"
-"LEGALIZE FREEDOM"
-and the requisite, waving, American Flag.
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